Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

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Company Unveils 24K Gold Pills, Lets You Poop Gold

December 17, 2012

Tobi Wong, a New York-based artist, has partnered with Ken Courtney to develop these unusual 24K gold pills that claim to “turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth”. These gold pills are part of the duo’s ‘Indulgence’ line, and cost $425.

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Prank Pack – Fake Gift Boxes

July 8, 2011

The best thing about giving gifts is the look on the face of the recipient as they unwrap it. Well, if you wrap up gifts in these cool new Prank Pack – Fake Gift Boxes, it’s going to be hard to keep a straight face as they feign their enthusiasm. Each pack comes with two gift boxes for fake products that don’t give any clues that the product isn’t real until the box is opened. The first fake box is for an iArm – A forearm-mounted gadget holder and the second is a PetPetter – that pets your pets so you don’t have to. The only downside to evil fun like this, is if the recipient is disappointed that it isn’t real.

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Magnetic Meme – Rage Faces 32 Magnet Collection

June 21, 2011

Make your own Rage Comics on any magnetic surface with this set of magnetic rage faces and dry erase marker. Each set includes: A collection of 32 rage face magnets (How do they work??) and 1 dry erase marker (Black Ink). The meme magnets have a nylon UV gloss laminated coating which allows it to be written on with a dry erase marker. The size of each magnet is 1-7/8″ x 2-3/16″ (48mm x 56mm). The magnets are 30 mil thick (the magnetic portion is 20 mil). The dry erase marker that is included can be used for writing on the magnets, or your fridge (All fridges are different, so test it in a corner first to make sure it comes off. You have been warned!). There is FREE shipping to the USA and Canada on all purchases. Shipping is $4.50 per item to Australia/New Zealand and $3.50 per item to the rest of the world. You can see the site/product here.

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Osama pwned by Playstation Network

May 23, 2011

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Cats Attack! Scratching Post

May 17, 2011

What you’re looking at is not a terrifying scene from a 1950s horror movie about massive, genetically mutated, killer felines destroying a city, it’s just the cool new Cats Attack! Scratching Post. Unlike just about all cat scratching posts, this one’s not a complete eyesore to look at – it’s just hilarious. The cityscape is constructed from cat-friendly, corrugated cardboard and features non-toxic ink and glue, a cut-out helicopter cat toy that dangles from a building and comes in 5 easy to assemble pieces.

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LugeCubes – Ice Luge Molding System

May 15, 2011

I love booze luges! There’s something cool about pouring a shot at the top of a giant block of ice and watching as it travels down through the carved icy slopes, gaining extra chill, before plummeting into your awaiting open mouth or shot glass. Well now you can make your very own ice luge easily using the cool new LugeCubes – Ice Luge Molding System.

Rather than trying to freeze a massive block of ice and then carve out channels or mess with complicated tubing, this simple and innovative modular ice luge kit, allows you to freeze the different sections separately in an average freezer and then connect them together when frozen. Just fill the three custom mold designs with water (TIP: Boil distilled water and let it cool for crystal clear ice), freeze, assemble and luge on. The molds include carefully-crafted tubular luges that when assembled let you watch the liquor as it travels down through the inside of the ice and even includes a removable, reusable drinking spout. It truly is the ultimate liquor run – see you at the bottom!

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ALIENS M41A Pulse Rifle

May 3, 2011

I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.” – Corporal Dwayne Hicks, Colonial Marines

In space, nobody can hear you scream, but if you’re a Colonial Marine carrying a standard issue M41A Pulse Rifle, it doesn’t matter. This futuristic 22nd century infantry weapon featured in the Alien Anthology [Blu-ray] is now available to you way ahead of its time. This officially licensed prop replica is 100% faithful in detail and size to the original M41A Pulse Rifle used in the movie. It features a light up LED ammo counter display that sets at “95″ when the removable magazine is inserted, a moving grenade launcher pump handle, a metal collapsible shoulder stock and metal barrel vent, accurate “Brown Bess” colored aluminum shrouds and includes a themed wall display plaque complete with replica stock number.

If for some reason this doesn’t wipe out those nasty, acid drooling xenomorphs, you can always just nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure!

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Baracka Flacka Flames – Head of The State. LOL Obama Music Video

April 28, 2011

Here is a Barack Obama music video, Wacka Flacka “Hard in the Paint” Parody! Directed, produced and edited by Martin Usher and James Davis.

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Buy your new Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit on Amazon!

April 22, 2011

“Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and don’t let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit uses our patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties. Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green)* Includes masking tape (40 metres) Ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos * Don’t be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios. Buy now and get a currant bun absolutely free! Extinction Avoidance – from Proporta “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana.” Buy it here for $1,484,423.95

 

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