Bored with that minty fresh taste in your mouth after brushing your teeth? Well, maybe you would prefer the crisp, briny flavor of pickled cucumbers, er, pickles, when you brush with this cool new Pickle Toothpaste. This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved. An unbelievable find for pickle lovers, but these dills probably aren’t Kosher.
The bacon obsession may have finally reached it’s crispy pinnacle with this one. Bacon Toothpaste. After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene, but sustain that hog-fresh taste in your mouth all day long.
All right bacon lovers, I think it’s time to shut this out of control bacon trend down, it’s getting disturbing. lol